Boyfriends, Booze and Books ...

play by play (somewhat) of Real Housewives of New York City episode 3/25...


ugh, I don't even know where to begin...Kelly is tall and phenomenal looking, Ramona brings her daughter to a fashion show then tosses her in a cab when she gets an opportunity to hang with PEREZ HILTON, see ya bloodline! Bethenny may or may not be on prozac? was unclear about that exchange that took place between her Kelly and Alex at her "event"...LuAnn....whatever...Jill ....here we go...oh, hello Gloria,(Jill's mom) nice to see you again ... but only for a moment ...

Jill, sick LV shoe"trunk"...I want...but if only my Old Navy flip flops and my Ugg boots are worthy ... what are these 45 second blurbs?...gives ma AMPLE time to blog though!...

Oh great, Jill is hosting a party for some of her "faboulas" girlfriends...I mean, what else do you do during fashion week! Apparently LuAnn talks about her divorce...GLORIA gives amazing advice...my god, GLORIA, you AND ROSIE need a show ... Laverne & Shirley 2010!

hahaha, OH Ramona, never one without a rumor....apparently Jill is returning too much to Saks...so god forbid, she hold an "event" there...wait, did LuAnn just call Kelly "funky" or "spunky"? I hope, Spunky!

Welcome, Simon!

Exchange between LuAnn and Ramona...awkward! "The Countess is lying, if she is lying about this, what else is she lying about..." Point to Ramona, what ELSE is she lying about...hopefully she's referring to her "loose" ways while married...(still waiting for Bravo to acknowledge that!)

moving on ..

Enter Boozy Alex...bringing up the son crawling up a leg thing....first of all ... lets talk about said leg ... whose leg was this kid crawling up ... was this person sitting down? standing up? I don't fully get it? was this leg as large as a jungle gym? I guess I'm just a little confused ... how does a 4 year old "crawl up a leg"- basically how small is this kid, or how big is this leg ... weird.

however, Team Alex on this issue...who is anyone to bring up anyone else's parenting strategies, if a kid wants to climb a leg, let them ... now if it's JILL'S leg, then fine...have an issue...but what do you care if someone else's kid is acting their age.
(side note: still need to know what sort of situation these kids were at, were other kids there, was it an adult party they brought their kids too?)

Ramona loves her some Pinot Grigrio...can't blame her...

Wait, hold up, so LuAnn, the COUNTESS LuAnn, offers up information to Ramona saying that her divorce was final that day ... and Ramona get's all, for lack of a better word, RAMONA on her ... sympathetic and whatevs, and LuAnn looks like she's over it ... well than don't drop that bomb on her at Jill's "event" sorry, LuAnn, you're not ALL that ... Team Ramona...

Ramona is crazy? Kelly thinks she reads gossip? Miss Australia?? Kelly is now confronting Ramona? "im asking you, but I don't want to know???" ?????

I'm exhausted, these women just don't disappoint!

So, this leads me to my next question....Do you ask someone who you may speculate to have fake breasts if they are in fact fake??

canNOT WAIT for next week ...

L&L