Real Housewives...TURTLE TIME!

Ok, I realize it's taken me almost a week to comment on last Thursday's episode of Real Housewives of New York City, but honestly its taken me just about this long to figure out what exactly happened and to gather my bearings .... I mean talk about fantastic television!

Here we go ...

WHO told Countess LuAnn that releasing a single was a good idea? Clearly someone who is deaf ... and I mean NO offense to the hearing impaired, I'm offended that I CAN hear and was susceptible to that junk last week! Really, LuAnn? Fire that creepy producer Chris Young now, he is not doing you any favors at all! I'm embarrassed for your children.

And just because as a young girl you sang to the mirror using a hair brush as a microphone, so did I, I STILL sing to the high heavens in my car ALONE, but that doesn't mean I should be heading into the recording studio, and neither should you!

HOORAY-It's Ramona's vow renewal girly faux bachelorette trip to the Virgin Islands!

Jill and LuAnn do not attend, I can't remember why ... but I DID hear this -- the trip happened around Thanksgiving time and Jill was on trip of her own then, sans husband and daughter -- me thinks, she was getting some plastic surgery and took the opportunity with the camera's away to recuperate! just sayin ...

I don't fully now how to comment because I'm not exactly sure what Kelly's deal was, but she took every opportunity to jump on Bethenny and attack her for no reason at all. I am no fan of Bethenny's, but the way Kelly was treating her was inexcusable, and frankly, made no sense.

Kelly definitely showed her true crazy last week, that is for sure!

Ramona is a hysterical drunk ... please keep drinking your pinot's and please please please keep on dancing!

Alex and Bethenny were cute together when they were rehashing Kelly at lunch ... and I will forever love Sonja! I think she's my new fave ....

oh ladies, tomorrow night it continues and as always, Kelly accuses Bethenny of wanting to kill her ... as always I canNOT wait!

L&L

Real Housewives of New Jersey...Bryant Park edition!

IT'S NYC FASHION WEEK and the housewive daughters are ready to get their catwalk on!

Gia:
Gia, Gia, Gia....what can I say about her ... she's 8, the sassiest 8 yr-old I've ever come across. I don't blame her for being the way she is, with a mother like Theresa, but she needs to check herself before her ego gets out of control. And to be completely honest, she's not cute, like at all ... she looks like a little rat -- hopefully she'll grow into her looks .... but right now, not so much. There I said it.
and do we even know what show she walked in??


Christine:
I just love Christine, she's so cute, and extremely well grounded for having to deal with a mother like Danielle! in fact, both of Danielle's daughters are adorable! I think she did such a good job walking in the show (minus the whole barfing thing at the end, how mortifying for her, but she handled it well)

Dina didn't go to the fashion shows because she didn't want to run into Danielle - I call majore shenanigans on that - I've heard whispers that her and her husband are seperated, my guess is that she was dealing with issues relating to that.
Also, notice how Lexi, her daughter is noticeably absent from this season .... her ex-husband no longer wanted her on the show ...

what else what else, Jacqueline had a lovely talk with her son CJ while they painted, and Joe was mean to Gia ... bla bla .. all in all I found the episode to be a little boring ... as have all the episodes in the season so far ...

COME ON LADIES - STEP IT UP! WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF!

As always .. L&L

Gossip Girl - Season Finale ....

Wowza!! Who watched the Gossip Girl finale last night!?! Such a good episode! Little Jenny is gone, Serena and Blair are off to France for the Summer, Deroda had her lil baby, Chuck was shot and Georgina is pregs with Dan's baby??? WWWWHAT!

Obviously, I am devastated that Chuck and Blair did not get back together, but what he did was totally inexcusable ... of all people, Jenny Humphrey!? ick.

I also think that we were set up for some form of custody battle between Eleanor Waldorf and Deroda. I hope next season, Eleanor goes off the deep end and tries to steal baby Anastasia.

I am also saying it now: The WB will not kill Chuck Bass - he will be fine.

and lastly - was it just me or was Georgina's baby bump the worst slash most fake tv baby bump you've ever seen?! I can't decide if that was intentional to set up the plotline that she is faking - or if Gossip Girl just skimped on Michelle Trachtenburg's costume. I guess we'll just have to wait until next September to find out!



Well done WB, well done!

L&L

PS: I died over Blair's outfit the entire episode-the green coat with the navy blue polka dot scarf, yellow shoes and bag - want it all!

For the Boys ....

So, Jessica Simpson will be guest appearing on Entourage in the upcoming season ...

Is there any impending excitement?? Is she still hot?

L&L

Say it aint so...

WHAT!!!! Say it aint, so!! They are too cute together! Life and Style is no People and US Weekly, so I don't buy it...


L&L

Happy Housewife Thursday!

Kelly "I'm up here and you're down here" Bensimon, Bethenny "I'm a basketcase" Frankel and I wish you a HAPPY HOUSEWIFE THURSDAY!!!

I hear these two get back at it tonight and it's the debut of Luann's song....clearly can't wait!!!

L&L

New Celebrity Crush ...

Here ye, Here ye...I have a new celebrity crush ... as Leonardo Dicaprio will always be my yesterday, today and tomorrow .... I have other celeb crushes that come and go. My list ranges from A list actors, to musicians to reality stars, athletes, to basically any household name. Since I was able to speak I have had major crushes on all these stars, that I legit thought were going to find me and we'd fall madly in love....such a hopeless romantic...while I still think Leo and I are meant to be ... here is my list of loves lost...Vince Vaugn, Jake Gylenhaal, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Brandon Flowers (The Killers), Matt Leinart (football), Prince William and clearly there is the grunge trio from the 8th grade, Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam), Kurt Cobain (Posthumously,Nirvana) and Shannon Hoon (Blind Melon). There are several more sprinkled in there that I just can't remember at this time ... but I obviously loved them all and thought at one point they would all love me too!

WELL, here is my latest...Mark Salling who plays "Puck" on Glee. Congrats Mark, you've made the cut of stellar gents who've caught my eye!! So dreamy AND not ashamed to sing and dance on tv!!


You're Hot!

Have a happy day everyone! :-)

L&L

Congrats to Bethenny!

New York City Housewife, Bethenny Frankel Hoppy, has welcomed a baby girl! Bryn Hoppy was born at 8 am this morning, May 8!

Congratulations to Bethenny and her husband Jason!

Real Housewives of New Jersey ...

Well tonight's the night!! The Real housewives of New Jersey are BACK!! I'm so excited for more name calling, table flipping and jersey love! You KNOW what I will be watching tonight on Bravo network at 10 pm!

Welcome back to Dina, Jacqueline, Danielle, Theresa and Caroline - How i've missed you so!






L&L

Halle & Gabriel

Sad news in Hollywood -- Hally Barry has split for her boyfriend of 4 years. Rumor has it he met someone else and thought it best to break up with Halle rather than cheat on her. Men take note THAT's how you do it. If you are going to stray at least have the courtesy to end your current relationship first.

They are apparently working out a custody situation for their daughter and my celebrity baby crush, Nahla. I hear its an amicable split and they will be splitting custody 50/50. It is a sad day when hollywood relationships end, especially ones that made me happy.

Glass half full:
Men: Halle Barry is back on the market!!!
Ladies: Gabriel Aubry is back on the market!!!!

special thanks to Perez Hilton for allowing me to steal his photo.

L&L

Thank Goodness its Friday...

It's Friday! We made it - Enjoy your weekend!!

L&L

Strangers Take Note...

My last blog post got me started thinking about other situations that boggle me ... the main one that comes to mind is that when I am in the back of a car, taxi, sitting at an airport gate waiting to board a flight, anywhere where I am reading something why must a stranger start talking to me. I feel that by reading, I am making it very clear that I do not want to talk to you, now when I answer with only one word then continue reading, that should be your second sign that I don't have any interest in this conversation.

If I don't know you, I do not care about your opinion on the weather, our delayed flight or the current state of our healthcare in the United States (unless, of course it agrees with mine).

I had the pleasure of riding in the back of a taxi en route home from the airport this past Monday. The most pleasant of drivers, asked me how my flight / trip was - I said my standard "wonderful" to both and he discontinued conversation only to ask me once if his erratic driving was messing up my feverish texting/emailing on my blackberry in the backseat. I love him!

L&L

Dentist Talk ...

So this morning I found myself at my ritual six month dental appointment - as I am lying in the chair with my mouth filled with cotton in the midst of a teeth cleaning my dentist decides its the appropriate time to ask me not only how I am, but if I'm still single and how school is coming along. Minus the fact that I was TOTALLY impressed by her memory skills, I wondered why now? Why are you asking me these questions when there is no possible way that I can answer you in a way that you'll understand. It always boggles me! I did end up answering her in a muffled voice that I figured she wouldn't get, but lo and behold SHE DID! And she continued to talk to me! So, I continued to answer, it was a little bit awkward at first - then I just came to the realization that having been a dentist for so many years, they just become accustomed to muffled voices and gibberish talk and can decipher just about anything ....

OR that I...

A) was at an appointment at 10:30 in the morning so I'm probably still in school and not working yet...
B) still have no ring on my finger, so very clearly still single ..
and
C) look healthy .. so I must BE healthy ...

la dee da ... just another day ... oh, and no cavities!

L&L

Happy Housewife Thursday!!!

Countess Luann De Leseeps, her new single "Money Can't Buy You Class" and I wish you a very happy housewife Thursday!!!!

L&L

Money Can't Buy You Class ....

Monday can't buy you class it also apparently doesn't buy you a clue either -- I have the pleasure of listening to New York Housewife Countess LuAnn's new single called Money Can't Buy You Class .... It's just plain awful -- she kind of rap slash sings?!? I'm really not sure what to make of it ... but PLEASE head over to perezhilton.com and have a listen for yourself ....

It just amazes me. Did she hear the song back and go "YES, THIS is a great song that will soar to the top of the billboard charts! It's clearly as good as what is out there today .... Timbaland and Justin Timberlake eat your heart out!"

What exactly runs through the minds of some people?

Have a listen and tell me your thoughts!! #1 hit??

L&L

Dancing with the Stars....FINALLY!!!

DING DONG KATE IS GONE! It is about freakin time!!! Finally America, You got it right! Now bring me back Buzz...

Kate go home to your babies and just be a mother!! Stay out of the spotlight ... you owe it to your adorable little ones!

L&L

Meet New York City's Newest Housewife ...

Last Thursday on the Real Housewives of New York City, we were introduced to a new housewife, Sonja Morgan. Now, naturally I took to google to get the goods on my newest best friend! As far as she was portrayed on the show, I didn't mind her. She "likes the company of men" and she "likes to party" WHAT GIRL DOESN'T!

She also introduced me to my new favorite line...she says this about herself-"Whenever I walk into a party, I am still the straw the stirs the drink" SO FABULOUS! I LOVE HER ALREADY!

I also knew that there had to be some dirt I could dig up ... and lo and behold ...

Sonja Morgan's ex husband is J.P. Morgan heir John Morgan. He is SIGNIFICANTLY older than her ... like was in his late 60's early 70's when they got married roughly 12 years ago. Apparently they both were looking for something (he a hot young thang to keep o

n his arms, her $$) so it worked out for a few years, but then fell apart. My conclusion is that she cheated on him ... and continues to be the mistress to several married men.

Read for yourself and make your own conclusions ...

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/item_eQdijLR5oMPFaaeB3ehzJI

http://www.nysocialdiary.com/list/102.php

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/04/2009-12-04_housewives_have_snub_down_to_a_fine_art.html


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/04/2009-12-04_housewives_have_snub_down_to_a_fine_art.html

YOU ARE WELCOME!!!

L&L

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon ... My New Hero!

So, I heard a few weeks ago that Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, of I can't really pinpoint WHAT movie/tv show she is famous for fame found out that her husband of roughly nine years has been cheating on her! A) is it just me or is there a rampant influx of men cheating on women lately? and B) here is her revenge ... she sent out an email to all of his colleagues (he is an agent with CAA) saying this "Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon. What do they have in common...I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don't deserve this!"



Now, since I officially think that all men (in Hollywood) are dogs, I'm fairly certain that all of his colleagues were probably like ... "yeh...and?" But I love her eye for an eye revenge attitude! and the need to embarrass him as he has her! YOU GO GARCELLE!

L&L

Brody and Avril?

What's up with Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne?? I don't get it, Brody, you can do better...

L&L

Happy Housewife Thursday!

Former Orange County housewife slash Slade Smileys first fame mealticket and Date MY EX Star Jo De La Rosa wish you a HAPPY HOUSEWIFE THURSDAY!!!!

L&L