Congrats to Bethenny!

New York City Housewife, Bethenny Frankel Hoppy, has welcomed a baby girl! Bryn Hoppy was born at 8 am this morning, May 8!

Congratulations to Bethenny and her husband Jason!

Real Housewives of New Jersey ...

Well tonight's the night!! The Real housewives of New Jersey are BACK!! I'm so excited for more name calling, table flipping and jersey love! You KNOW what I will be watching tonight on Bravo network at 10 pm!

Welcome back to Dina, Jacqueline, Danielle, Theresa and Caroline - How i've missed you so!






L&L

Halle & Gabriel

Sad news in Hollywood -- Hally Barry has split for her boyfriend of 4 years. Rumor has it he met someone else and thought it best to break up with Halle rather than cheat on her. Men take note THAT's how you do it. If you are going to stray at least have the courtesy to end your current relationship first.

They are apparently working out a custody situation for their daughter and my celebrity baby crush, Nahla. I hear its an amicable split and they will be splitting custody 50/50. It is a sad day when hollywood relationships end, especially ones that made me happy.

Glass half full:
Men: Halle Barry is back on the market!!!
Ladies: Gabriel Aubry is back on the market!!!!

special thanks to Perez Hilton for allowing me to steal his photo.

L&L

Thank Goodness its Friday...

It's Friday! We made it - Enjoy your weekend!!

L&L

Strangers Take Note...

My last blog post got me started thinking about other situations that boggle me ... the main one that comes to mind is that when I am in the back of a car, taxi, sitting at an airport gate waiting to board a flight, anywhere where I am reading something why must a stranger start talking to me. I feel that by reading, I am making it very clear that I do not want to talk to you, now when I answer with only one word then continue reading, that should be your second sign that I don't have any interest in this conversation.

If I don't know you, I do not care about your opinion on the weather, our delayed flight or the current state of our healthcare in the United States (unless, of course it agrees with mine).

I had the pleasure of riding in the back of a taxi en route home from the airport this past Monday. The most pleasant of drivers, asked me how my flight / trip was - I said my standard "wonderful" to both and he discontinued conversation only to ask me once if his erratic driving was messing up my feverish texting/emailing on my blackberry in the backseat. I love him!

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Dentist Talk ...

So this morning I found myself at my ritual six month dental appointment - as I am lying in the chair with my mouth filled with cotton in the midst of a teeth cleaning my dentist decides its the appropriate time to ask me not only how I am, but if I'm still single and how school is coming along. Minus the fact that I was TOTALLY impressed by her memory skills, I wondered why now? Why are you asking me these questions when there is no possible way that I can answer you in a way that you'll understand. It always boggles me! I did end up answering her in a muffled voice that I figured she wouldn't get, but lo and behold SHE DID! And she continued to talk to me! So, I continued to answer, it was a little bit awkward at first - then I just came to the realization that having been a dentist for so many years, they just become accustomed to muffled voices and gibberish talk and can decipher just about anything ....

OR that I...

A) was at an appointment at 10:30 in the morning so I'm probably still in school and not working yet...
B) still have no ring on my finger, so very clearly still single ..
and
C) look healthy .. so I must BE healthy ...

la dee da ... just another day ... oh, and no cavities!

L&L

Happy Housewife Thursday!!!

Countess Luann De Leseeps, her new single "Money Can't Buy You Class" and I wish you a very happy housewife Thursday!!!!

L&L