Real Housewives...TURTLE TIME!

Ok, I realize it's taken me almost a week to comment on last Thursday's episode of Real Housewives of New York City, but honestly its taken me just about this long to figure out what exactly happened and to gather my bearings .... I mean talk about fantastic television!

Here we go ...

WHO told Countess LuAnn that releasing a single was a good idea? Clearly someone who is deaf ... and I mean NO offense to the hearing impaired, I'm offended that I CAN hear and was susceptible to that junk last week! Really, LuAnn? Fire that creepy producer Chris Young now, he is not doing you any favors at all! I'm embarrassed for your children.

And just because as a young girl you sang to the mirror using a hair brush as a microphone, so did I, I STILL sing to the high heavens in my car ALONE, but that doesn't mean I should be heading into the recording studio, and neither should you!

HOORAY-It's Ramona's vow renewal girly faux bachelorette trip to the Virgin Islands!

Jill and LuAnn do not attend, I can't remember why ... but I DID hear this -- the trip happened around Thanksgiving time and Jill was on trip of her own then, sans husband and daughter -- me thinks, she was getting some plastic surgery and took the opportunity with the camera's away to recuperate! just sayin ...

I don't fully now how to comment because I'm not exactly sure what Kelly's deal was, but she took every opportunity to jump on Bethenny and attack her for no reason at all. I am no fan of Bethenny's, but the way Kelly was treating her was inexcusable, and frankly, made no sense.

Kelly definitely showed her true crazy last week, that is for sure!

Ramona is a hysterical drunk ... please keep drinking your pinot's and please please please keep on dancing!

Alex and Bethenny were cute together when they were rehashing Kelly at lunch ... and I will forever love Sonja! I think she's my new fave ....

oh ladies, tomorrow night it continues and as always, Kelly accuses Bethenny of wanting to kill her ... as always I canNOT wait!

L&L

Real Housewives of New Jersey...Bryant Park edition!

IT'S NYC FASHION WEEK and the housewive daughters are ready to get their catwalk on!

Gia:
Gia, Gia, Gia....what can I say about her ... she's 8, the sassiest 8 yr-old I've ever come across. I don't blame her for being the way she is, with a mother like Theresa, but she needs to check herself before her ego gets out of control. And to be completely honest, she's not cute, like at all ... she looks like a little rat -- hopefully she'll grow into her looks .... but right now, not so much. There I said it.
and do we even know what show she walked in??


Christine:
I just love Christine, she's so cute, and extremely well grounded for having to deal with a mother like Danielle! in fact, both of Danielle's daughters are adorable! I think she did such a good job walking in the show (minus the whole barfing thing at the end, how mortifying for her, but she handled it well)

Dina didn't go to the fashion shows because she didn't want to run into Danielle - I call majore shenanigans on that - I've heard whispers that her and her husband are seperated, my guess is that she was dealing with issues relating to that.
Also, notice how Lexi, her daughter is noticeably absent from this season .... her ex-husband no longer wanted her on the show ...

what else what else, Jacqueline had a lovely talk with her son CJ while they painted, and Joe was mean to Gia ... bla bla .. all in all I found the episode to be a little boring ... as have all the episodes in the season so far ...

COME ON LADIES - STEP IT UP! WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF!

As always .. L&L

Gossip Girl - Season Finale ....

Wowza!! Who watched the Gossip Girl finale last night!?! Such a good episode! Little Jenny is gone, Serena and Blair are off to France for the Summer, Deroda had her lil baby, Chuck was shot and Georgina is pregs with Dan's baby??? WWWWHAT!

Obviously, I am devastated that Chuck and Blair did not get back together, but what he did was totally inexcusable ... of all people, Jenny Humphrey!? ick.

I also think that we were set up for some form of custody battle between Eleanor Waldorf and Deroda. I hope next season, Eleanor goes off the deep end and tries to steal baby Anastasia.

I am also saying it now: The WB will not kill Chuck Bass - he will be fine.

and lastly - was it just me or was Georgina's baby bump the worst slash most fake tv baby bump you've ever seen?! I can't decide if that was intentional to set up the plotline that she is faking - or if Gossip Girl just skimped on Michelle Trachtenburg's costume. I guess we'll just have to wait until next September to find out!



Well done WB, well done!

L&L

PS: I died over Blair's outfit the entire episode-the green coat with the navy blue polka dot scarf, yellow shoes and bag - want it all!

For the Boys ....

So, Jessica Simpson will be guest appearing on Entourage in the upcoming season ...

Is there any impending excitement?? Is she still hot?

L&L

Say it aint so...

WHAT!!!! Say it aint, so!! They are too cute together! Life and Style is no People and US Weekly, so I don't buy it...


L&L

Happy Housewife Thursday!

Kelly "I'm up here and you're down here" Bensimon, Bethenny "I'm a basketcase" Frankel and I wish you a HAPPY HOUSEWIFE THURSDAY!!!

I hear these two get back at it tonight and it's the debut of Luann's song....clearly can't wait!!!

L&L

New Celebrity Crush ...

Here ye, Here ye...I have a new celebrity crush ... as Leonardo Dicaprio will always be my yesterday, today and tomorrow .... I have other celeb crushes that come and go. My list ranges from A list actors, to musicians to reality stars, athletes, to basically any household name. Since I was able to speak I have had major crushes on all these stars, that I legit thought were going to find me and we'd fall madly in love....such a hopeless romantic...while I still think Leo and I are meant to be ... here is my list of loves lost...Vince Vaugn, Jake Gylenhaal, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Brandon Flowers (The Killers), Matt Leinart (football), Prince William and clearly there is the grunge trio from the 8th grade, Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam), Kurt Cobain (Posthumously,Nirvana) and Shannon Hoon (Blind Melon). There are several more sprinkled in there that I just can't remember at this time ... but I obviously loved them all and thought at one point they would all love me too!

WELL, here is my latest...Mark Salling who plays "Puck" on Glee. Congrats Mark, you've made the cut of stellar gents who've caught my eye!! So dreamy AND not ashamed to sing and dance on tv!!


You're Hot!

Have a happy day everyone! :-)

L&L

Congrats to Bethenny!

New York City Housewife, Bethenny Frankel Hoppy, has welcomed a baby girl! Bryn Hoppy was born at 8 am this morning, May 8!

Congratulations to Bethenny and her husband Jason!

Real Housewives of New Jersey ...

Well tonight's the night!! The Real housewives of New Jersey are BACK!! I'm so excited for more name calling, table flipping and jersey love! You KNOW what I will be watching tonight on Bravo network at 10 pm!

Welcome back to Dina, Jacqueline, Danielle, Theresa and Caroline - How i've missed you so!






L&L